Claire Wolfe - 10/29/2003: "Simon Jester in the air?": "Hmmm. Is Simon Jester loose in America's skies? Are Americans saying a big 'F U' to the Keystone Kops of the TSA? Has the humble box cutter become the burning draft card or the Jarbridge shovel of twenty-first century protest against stupid, brutal authority?

Are crowds of little Hogan's Heroes flitting across American skies, leaving box cutters behind to twit the comico-Nazis who pomp and posture and threaten -- while totally failing to secure the Stalag 13 of our airports?"