Nextel Two-Way Message

Did you hear about the congress shutting down because of the toy gun getting past security? I like reading past what they report and doing the what if scenario, like what kind of security guard sees a gun on the x-ray screen and then describe a man grabing a bag and running away, ("They said a man grabbed a backpack and ran off after the apparent revolver was detected") when there was no guy. He just made it up. It was two women.